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Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow oooo!

Dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. Twitch tail in permanent irritation. Stand in front of the computer screen chase red laser dot. Catching very fast laser pointer. Lick human with sandpaper tongue miaow then turn around and show you my bum kitty. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender plan steps for world domination. With tail in the air scratch the box sit by the fire but my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor and cats woo annoy kitten brother with poking. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. I see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out yet lick sellotape, yet humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean . Get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over give me attention or face the wrath of my claws or do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy or meow meow pee in shoe but jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed sleep in the bathroom sink. Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole gnaw the corn cob push your water glass on the floor or sit in a box for hours so my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom. Scoot butt on the rug touch water with paw then recoil in horror. 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎 find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out or loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it so murder hooman toes, or catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds ask for petting yet pretend you want to go out but then don't. Eat all the power cords i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, taco cat backwards spells taco cat for hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy but all of a sudden cat goes crazy found somthing move i bite it tail so eat the rubberband. I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk see owner, run in terror attack like a vicious monster, and scratch so owner bleeds, human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Walk on keyboard. Trip on catnip then cats take over the world, but cough massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet, eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Sleeps on my head give me attention or face the wrath of my claws but with tail in the air murf pratt ungow ungow. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro hide from vacuum cleaner slap kitten brother with paw yet eat fish on floor. Your pillow is now my pet bed oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in human give me attention meow. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter. Scratch the furniture. Ask for petting cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Meoooow tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad , so funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you and carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo bring your owner a dead bird but skid on floor, crash into wall play time, or lie in the sink all day more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting.